Wake up doodlebops!

Oh me, oh my!

Is it just me or are people truly getting more boring with time? I’ll just have to agree with that article in Le Devoir that basically calls our generation apathetic and pathetic. Dependant on our cellphones, computers, microwave ovens, it’s as though we don’t remember how to live without them. Were we born with motherf***ing blackberries (an industry in absolute crisis right now) in our tiny hands? Did we have a Facebook page before we had a name? Why do most of us yawn when the subjects goes to anything but Fashion or relationships… And then again, when I try to talk about the workings of fashion and relationships, or the direct link between overpublicising and overconsumming, I get  strange look from everybody in the room. So what? Am I going to sit down and talk about how sad I am that I didn’t star in Katy Perry’s new video? Hell no. Go F**k yourselves people. This world is regressing. It’s like society has a self-esteem problem. Wake up doodlebops! No way we’re going anywhere but down if you forget how to make food that doesn’t come in a box or write without the abreviations! (I know, I use some nasty grammar to, I’m no saint). If I were part of the other 90% of dumbasses who don’t give a shit about this stuff, my text would probably look something like this:

O crap.

M bord. I like microwaves. Hw could we live wthout ‘em.  Yawn. M so ngry. I shld b in K.P.’s new vid. Goin on Fb. C ya.