People have stuff going on in their heads that make me think maybe there’s a special species of humans that actually are in touch with reality, but I haven’t met any member of that genre or something.
-Have you ever had one of those ”AHA! This is it!” moments?
-Haven’t you ever thought you were god?
-What do women pee with?
Are just very few of the MANY very very suspicious questions I’ve been asked, as if waiting for an answer. So I’ll answer them, just for fun, but please know that asking me this will probably result in a oh-how-rewarding what the f*** look on my face.
-No, I don’t tend to yell out ”AHA!” when I figure out something. Doesn’t seem so special to me when I understand things…I’m happy you know how to make every moment count.
-I don’t believe in god. At all. So how could I possibly think I am god? Unless I don’t believe I exist, which starts a whoooooole knew topic.
Now, if you have unanswered questions, perhaps you could find what your looking for on the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T. People have lost the reflex to just look for the answer themselves. So here’s for all you lazy asses out there:
A women pees through her urethra. Men have that too, but it’s in their Johnson. It’s kind of like an invisible girly womenis. Look it up folks.
