What is ridiculous? Ridiculous causes or is worthy or derision. It can be absurd, preposterous, laughable. Commonly used to describe people, acts, ways. In many cases, people under the influence are often prone to ridicule. That is where the fun begins.
There are different kinds of drunks, of course.
- The sad drunk: Cries, most of the time, for no reason. Some times, it’s because the world is ending in some way.
- The demented drunk: Rants, grunts, yells, elaborates conspiracy theories.
- The eternally laughing drunk: Sometimes fun, sometimes creapy, sometimes offensive, but always there to lighten up the night.
- The sick drunk: Ruins the night for one or more of her/his friends. Throws up and doesn’t understand that he/she shouldn’t be drinking more after starting to throw up (that includes drinking water)
- The overly calm drunk: Become either invisible, or the center of attraction. Girls dig the overly calm drunk, but most guys think the overly calm girls are on GHB. CAUTION.
- The slut: Usually a girl, whores around with basically no criteria and wakes up with guilt in her gut. Watch out, some of them show symptoms of sexually transmitted diseases.
Note: Some of these people may start talking about what’s wrong or was wrong in their lives. If you don’t know them, walk away.
Now, about the ridiculous ones. They pretty much all are. The word drunk does not describe a state of full control of the mind, therefore all abilities are reduced. Weather it’s cause their bra ”came of on it’s own” or because they’re ranting about how times have changed, people, you look just…well…ridiculous.
If you’re good with that, have fun, but somehow, I’m tired of being the overly calm drunk helping the slut get dressed again or holding the sick one’s hair.
That’s all for today dearest,
I’m off to make cookies.
