I’m a snob? Thank you very much you all. I mean, that’s not the worst thing someone could be. I hope. Anyway, I met my snob. She’s just fantastic. She’s just as elitist and pessimistic as I am. How amazing is that?
I was playing air guitar while singing along to my guilty (very guilty) pleasure, KISS, while compulsively cleaning my bathroom, when my sister walked in on me. Now, most people would have seen this as an embarrassing moment, but I saw it as a chance to just sing louder. Thank you, Gene Simmons. This got me thinking, what would Gene Simmons have done? No really, he’s a normal ass hole like us anonymous folks. He was caught masturbating by his mom when he was a kid to, and he probably has more acne now then when he was a kid ‘cause of all the crap he smothers his face with. AND THIS got me thinking that I need to buy more toilet paper tomorrow. So have a nice day, enjoy the sunshine while it lasts.
I’m going to spend the day soaking up the UV rays coming my way.
