Self-Portrait in a Convex Mirror
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Shut up, okay? I was getting lonely not being to share all of my deep, personal thoughts with you. Also, I wanted to use that profile pic of Cubone.

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itsalwayssunny:

(via @Glenn_Howerton)
‘I can’t wait for u guys to hear the awesome “Birds of War” rock anthem we composed for this ep.’

I totally saw two guys at the Landings last night dressed as the Birds of War. We shared a wing flap.

itsalwayssunny:

(via @Glenn_Howerton)

‘I can’t wait for u guys to hear the awesome “Birds of War” rock anthem we composed for this ep.’

I totally saw two guys at the Landings last night dressed as the Birds of War. We shared a wing flap.

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NO TENT, YOU GUYS. What a terrible idea. Also a bad idea: shirt and tie. I thought wearing shorts would counteract it but um, nope. My gallon jug of whiskey treated me well for a few hours, as did the PBR (~*~alt beer~*~), but then the hangover kicked in halfway through the game and did not go away. Oof. Still had an incredible time.

NO TENT, YOU GUYS. What a terrible idea. Also a bad idea: shirt and tie. I thought wearing shorts would counteract it but um, nope. My gallon jug of whiskey treated me well for a few hours, as did the PBR (~*~alt beer~*~), but then the hangover kicked in halfway through the game and did not go away. Oof. Still had an incredible time.

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sade:

I just want to take a moment to tell you guys that it’s my favourite person in the entire blogosphere’s birthday today and you’d better respect that.
I love Matt times-a-millie and he is my spirit animal. Also, I want to thank my X-Mas ‘08 Tumblr Secret Santa for never sending me a gift last year because without your selfishness, Matt and I would never have ~found each other~.
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!! Told you I’d post this picture.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE YOU SO MUCH! When I was drunk and dying of heat exhaustion yesterday during the tailgate, seeing this totally made my world.

sade:

I just want to take a moment to tell you guys that it’s my favourite person in the entire blogosphere’s birthday today and you’d better respect that.

I love Matt times-a-millie and he is my spirit animal. Also, I want to thank my X-Mas ‘08 Tumblr Secret Santa for never sending me a gift last year because without your selfishness, Matt and I would never have ~found each other~.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!! Told you I’d post this picture.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE YOU SO MUCH! When I was drunk and dying of heat exhaustion yesterday during the tailgate, seeing this totally made my world.

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Reasons the last 365 days have been the best of my life:
  • I realized that transferring to UF was the best decision I’ve ever made.
  • Legal. Drinking.
  • I got laid. A lot. (and mostly in the last month, but IT STILL COUNTS)
  • On a related note, caused a girl’s appendix to burst.
  • Saw Ryan Adams & The Cardinals twice. Met Jon, Brad, and Spacewolf.
  • Got destroyed in New Orleans.
  • Did mushrooms.
  • BCS National Championship.
  • I have a superstrong bond with my family and friends.

It’s going to be a hard year to top. OFF TO JACKSONVILLE!!

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matt-t:

imsupertramp:

(via fuckyeahgeorgia)
Ahh yes, the jort.


This makes me want to play “Kiss From a Rose.”

matt-t:

imsupertramp:

(via fuckyeahgeorgia)

Ahh yes, the jort.

This makes me want to play “Kiss From a Rose.”

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You know that “Male Prima Donna” video they advertised at the end of The Office? IT’S EVEN BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY IMAGINED. Holy shit.

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notlikethecheese:

nathanieljames:

Ah-ah-ah, the eagles born out of thunderAh-ah-ah, he flies through the nightAh-ah-ah, don’t you mess with his heads nowAh-ah-ah, or you’ll see a fight
Ah-ah-ah, yes we have feathersAh-ah-ah, but the muscles of menAh-ah-ah, ‘cause we’re birds of war nowAh-ah-ah, but we’re also men
BIRDS OF WAR!

notlikethecheese:

nathanieljames:

Ah-ah-ah, the eagles born out of thunder
Ah-ah-ah, he flies through the night
Ah-ah-ah, don’t you mess with his heads now
Ah-ah-ah, or you’ll see a fight

Ah-ah-ah, yes we have feathers
Ah-ah-ah, but the muscles of men
Ah-ah-ah, ‘cause we’re birds of war now
Ah-ah-ah, but we’re also men

BIRDS OF WAR!

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I love this picture more every time I look at it. OSCAR!

I love this picture more every time I look at it. OSCAR!

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Call me Bagger Vance, because my game of Bar Golf tonight is going to be a legend.

Call me Bagger Vance, because my game of Bar Golf tonight is going to be a legend.

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