June 2011
4 posts
Love.
I will dedicate this article to two things:
First, my friend Justine, who constantly cyberstalks me and deserves to know I love her.
Second: The fact that I don’t believe in the existence of such a thing.
First things first: My love.
About once a month, someone has the annoying erge to declare there immoderate and uncontrolable love for me. I, most of the time, try not to be too mean,...
“If it’s natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn...”
– John Baez
Wake up doodlebops!
Oh me, oh my!
Is it just me or are people truly getting more boring with time? I’ll just have to agree with that article in Le Devoir that basically calls our generation apathetic and pathetic. Dependant on our cellphones, computers, microwave ovens, it’s as though we don’t remember how to live without them. Were we born with motherf***ing blackberries (an industry in absolute...
A job
As many of you may know, summer is waiting behind our entrance doors, probably holding a green corsage; he’s wearing a tuxedo. I am not one to mock (ok, yes I am), but someone should film this: I’m about to leave out the back door. Because, yes, of course, I’m not sure I want summer to be there. I’m very scared, as most of us are, of getting a summer job.
Well, life has a...
May 2011
5 posts
“A lie told often enough becomes the truth.”
– Lenin (1870 - 1924)
Teeth marks
Well people, it’s always a pleasure to wake up mid-afternoon and drink a juice box. You walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth and find those glamorous (cough cough) souvenirs from the night before, hangover excluded, you know you’ve gotta smile. There’s somewhat irony in the bruised skin on your neck. You don’t regret? You know what I mean, so go ahead and say it: Teeth...
“Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will...”
– Laurence J. Peter
This is it.
People have stuff going on in their heads that make me think maybe there’s a special species of humans that actually are in touch with reality, but I haven’t met any member of that genre or something.
-Have you ever had one of those ”AHA! This is it!” moments?
-Haven’t you ever thought you were god?
-What do women pee with?
Are just very few of the MANY very very...
Ridiculous
What is ridiculous? Ridiculous causes or is worthy or derision. It can be absurd, preposterous, laughable. Commonly used to describe people, acts, ways. In many cases, people under the influence are often prone to ridicule. That is where the fun begins.
There are different kinds of drunks, of course.
The sad drunk: Cries, most of the time, for no reason. Some times, it’s because the world...
April 2011
2 posts
“Hate the sin, love the sinner.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
How amazing is this?
I’m a snob? Thank you very much you all. I mean, that’s not the worst thing someone could be. I hope. Anyway, I met my snob. She’s just fantastic. She’s just as elitist and pessimistic as I am. How amazing is that?
I was playing air guitar while singing along to my guilty (very guilty) pleasure, KISS, while compulsively cleaning my bathroom, when my sister walked in on me....
December 2010
1 post
“La démocratie, c’est la tyrannie par la majorité.”
– Alexis-Henri-Charles Clérel, vicomte de Tocqueville
July 2010
1 post
Something in the way...
Pick it up and feel it’s cold soft edges against your broken angel fingers. White against black. Feel it’s irregularities, it’s defaults, it’s shinning beam of hope. Dream only of what you could do. Look around to see if only someone could be watching you from afar…If only… Something in the way she breaths at the same pace as I do. Something in the way she sees...
June 2010
1 post
Human.
“I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.”
-The Smiths
To be a star is to project the illusion of perfection to the Commoners (people like you). It is to forget every instinct of human behavior and live as though of a higher race. Celebrities often are the subject of scandals, which are every day mistakes that Commoners make, but because of the illusion...
May 2010
1 post
Lundi
Engourdi. Étourdi. Je suis un Lundi monotone, clonique, éphémère, mais éternel. Je suis un cours de maths, une moyenne, une médiane, un effectif. Un cours comme un autre, un des derniers de cette année élastique, électoplasmique, sanguinaire et plurimerdique. Je suis un escalier interminable qui mène vers le centième étage d’une Éudcation, une étape. Si l’Éducation est exigée pour...
April 2010
5 posts
“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six...”
– Oscar Wilde
“It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
“In heaven all the interesting people are missing.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
Slip
To slip. verb, slipped or ( Archaic ) slipt;slipped; slip·ping; noun
1.to move, flow, pass, or go smoothly or easily; glide; slide:Water slips off a smooth surface.
But that’s not very interesting, is it? So here’s the real Slip tips.
G-String: Comfortable, even though the unexperienced eye might just find them repulsive, but not very economical if you want quality.
Tighty...
“L’enfer, c’est les autres.”
– Sartre